"The truth is ... I'm not really Iron Man." But hey, Chris is close enough!
Bucko the Sky Pirate is taking his fight against the Ninja to the next level ... by reasonably settling things in court like a civilized member of society. Or something like that. Whatever.
Now you sit right down cowpokes an' we'll be telling you the story of Jeremiah Jedidiah Joe, and why the cactus industry just ain't all it's cracked up to be!